Why do guys have such a goddamn hangup about “being in a relationship”

I’ve been on one date with you and we need to “slow down”

Like for christ’s sake I didn’t get down on one knee and propose to you- all we did was have fun during the weekend and obviously we like each other.

I must be socially retarded when it comes to dating or something cause I just look at a man and they are like WOAHHH NO NOT READY FOR MARRIAGE OR BABIES SORRY

key to making lecture videos slightly more bearable: sip on whiskey.

Anonymous: If I were dating you.... I would feel like the luckiest guy ever. 

you have no idea how much this just brightened my day. 

COME GIVE ME A MUCH NEEDED HUG

haha